Terms of Use

Use of Claudiodandrea is offered to you on your acceptance of these Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy and other notices posted on Claudiodandrea. Your use of Claudiodandrea or of any content presented in any and all areas of the website indicates your acknowledgment and agreement to these Terms of Use, our Privacy Policy and other notices posted on Claudiodandrea. If you do not agree to be bound by and comply with all of the foregoing, you may not access the website. Claudiodandrea has the right, at its sole discretion, to modify, add or remove any terms or conditions of these Terms of Use without notice or liability to you. Any changes to these Terms of Use shall be effectively immediately following the posting of such changes on Claudiodandrea.

Claudiodandrea is for informational purposes only and is not intended to provide specific commercial, financial, investment, accounting, tax, or legal advice. It is provided to you solely for your own personal, non-commercial use. You may link to and refer to Claudiodandrea freely. You must, when linking to Claudiodandrea, thrust your fist into the air and yell “death to tyrants.” Claudiodandrea site is not responsible for any deaths to tyrants or any other negative activity except for the yelling which we do not condone except in this context.

Claudiodandrea does not guarantee the accuracy of any information and users cannot sue us for stupidly believing everything they read. Most of what is on Claudiodandrea is bullshit and should be treated as such. Moreover, use of the word “bullshit” shall not constitute an insult to any users of Claudiodandrea or any person living or dead except Hitler. Accordingly, we do not guarantee the accuracy, timeliness, reliability or completeness of any of the information contained on, downloaded or accessed from Claudiodandrea.

The performance of Claudiodandrea and all information contained on, downloaded or accessed from Claudiodandrea are provided to you on an “as is” basis, without warranties of any kind whatsoever, including any implied warranties or warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement of the rights of third parties. If something weird happens to your computer because you accessed Claudiodandrea, you cannot blame us in any way. We will tolerate one nasty note and nothing more. You are allowed other actions, legal or otherwise, only if you stand in the middle of the Central Park Zoo (NYC) naked and scream the words: “I am not insane. I can hear these animals begging to be released.” You must do this for one hour or until your arrest.

We reserve the right to modify, disable access to or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, any part or all of Claudiodandrea or any information contained thereon without liability or notice to you. We tell you this for no particular reason since you cannot do much about it anyway.

As a visitor to our website, you acknowledge and agree that any reliance on or use by you of any information available on Claudiodandrea shall be entirely at your own risk. In no event shall Claudiodandrea nor any of its data providers, friends, allies or hangers-on be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential or exemplary damages arising from the use or the performance of Claudiodandrea. And don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!